Hey all you Chavs, this is the Ultimate Hoodie. It’s got room for all your hidden gear: like your Nokia with Unlimuted Text Messaging; your (-stolen-) mate’s iPod; the keys to your Ford Escort XR3i; a pen pocket for your spare escort key: screwdriver; some bottle holders for your Diamond White cider (that way the Nic won’t spot you); Change pockets so you can buy more Pay-as-you cards. Just be careful wearing it near those CCTV camera’s the combined gear and chaviness of the hoodie might just give you away, especially if you’ve got your Burburry cap on.
