1. You can not send an "Internet" to anybody. Even if you're a US Senator
2. If you google Google you will NOT break the Internet
3 Helping that guy from Nigeria to transfer his money will not make
you rich, just stupid.
4. Yes your parents and your boss really do use the Internet too. So
They have probably done some pretty stupid stuff that you could
Google or find in their temp folders.
5. Facebook is not the Internet. And no I still don't want to add some
crappy application that will Fart on me.